A toast munching, coffee drinking marvel
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June 25, 2002 9:23 p.m.
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Richard Madely. As a tribute to Big Brother, Richard and Judy split their studio into a rich side and poor side for an interview with Claire Sweeney (who was once in celebrity BB, hence the tenuous excuse to cash in on BB). The rich side would have comfy chairs and champagne and the poor person (for there would be only one) would have a hard chair and water. The deciding factor was the two highest scores with one throw of a dart, which seemed to please Richard. Claire went first scoring 20, prompting Richard to say "You'll definitely be in the rich side now unless we hit a bullseye" (which is plainly untrue as there are also doubles and trebles available). Next up was Judy who hit 18. This led to Richard indignantly asking "Have you ever played darts before, you two? Are you sure?!" Finally Richard stepped up and scored....4. Ha! Judy said something along the lines of "Oh, that means you're in the poor side dearest" which extracted a terse "Shut up." from Richard. He looked thoroughly miserable through the interview and interrupted more than usual. What further proof do you need that you reap what you sow?
Funniest thing today:
"I wish I had the tongue of a lizard so I could lick flies off you." Who said romance was dead?