And the celebrities were trying to look surprised that cameras were focused on them. It was as if they were thinking "they never told me there would be cameras here!". They're actors for flip's sake! They should at least be able to pull off a convincing surprised look. Luckily I fell asleep 3 hours or so into it and missed all the over emoting and fawning and backside kissing.

You'll be pleased to know that I know the correct way to impale someone now. The good old fashioned way, like Vlad used to make. It involves an oiled, sharpened stick between someone's buttocks and a couple of horses tied to their legs. So if you upset me, me and my evil horse minions wil come after you. It's amazing what you can learn from newspapers.

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