Please go to Rhona's guestbook and jump for joy in there (treat it as a bouncy castle) because she's got the job she's been working towards for a long time. Yay!

My neighbour has come back from the dead. To be precise, she was probably never dead in the first place but she convinced me. I noticed a lot of comings and goings at the old couple's place across the road and thought I'd better keep an eye on it in case they were being looted by smugglers (curse my overactive imagination and childhood diet of Famous Five books!). After a couple of days I figured that one of them was ill or dead and there were lots of family and friends turning up. Then I saw an obituary in the local paper for one Ena Johnson (I live in a friendly road where we say hi to Ena, Jean and Jack) - the lady from across the road. This confirmed my suspicions. But cut to a couple of weeks later (yesterday) and I spy someone who looks suspiciously like Ena in the doorway of her house when a transport ambulance turns up. Hmmmm. Perhaps there's more than one Ena Johnson living (and dying) locally. Then it crosses my mind that it could have been someone who just looks like Ena. 'Maybe it's her twin' I chuckle to myself. *BONGJANGLECLANG* Bells ring and I develop tinnitus. I vaguely remember being told that Ena had a twin. So now I'm baffled and I don't know who's alive and who's dead. I'm just very relieved that I didn't send a condolence card.

You'll be relieved to hear that I've got my stalker back. P.S. A Midnight Clear is a superb film and it's on terrestrial tv tonight. Please make every effort to watch/record it.

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