"I went to Dunorlan Park on Saturday with my camera for the express purpose of photographing any ruts left by bikes, or dog faeces to present as evidence to the council but I was delighted to find none."

I know I don't have much of a life but what person would choose to spend their Saturdays photographing dog faeces?! I just don't understand. It's a good thing that there was none but why go looking for it? With a camera! It makes me sad for people like this.

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