How do you make mundane personal hygiene products interesting? By making puns on them, that's how. The other day I came across an item in the Boots catalogue that I wish I had been responsible for. There was a simple grape flavoured (flavoured?! No, grape-smelling) body wash (SCENTED!! Grape-scented...). Not very inspired you might think. But they had called it Grapes Of Froth. I bet whoever thought of that sat back with a smug grin on their face for a couple of hours.

By the way Susan, I thought you were descended from a mass murderer because I figured there had to be a reason for him appearing in my dream (did you put that in to trick me?!). Oh, and the evil laugh...

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