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August 13, 2002
3:51 p.m.

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There were more 'clumsy chimp' style activities from me the night before last. I woke up at half past four and, being unable to get back to sleep, I decided to listen to a tape. Completely by chance, I manged to choose a tape which had managed to sabotage itself after the last time I listened to it. It was so incomprehensibly tangled that the only possible way to fix it was by getting inside the plastic casing. Not as easy as it sounds. So I tried to fix it. With my penknife. After completely failing to saw through the plastic I found that I could bore holes with the tip of the penknife. I managed to bore a hole through my finger as well. So now my finger is a lovely bloody, lumpy mess. Mmmm, attractive. It doesn't hurt but it looks bad. The opposite of my toe. And I never did manage to fix the tape.

I've had a bit of a film fest over the past few days. I started with Camelot on Saturday. There's three hours of hideous overacting. But I suppose that's what happens if you put a bunch of terribly serious thespians (Richard Harris, Vanessa Redgrave, Lionel Jeffries) in a musical. They made Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show look fairly restrained. I don't think I'll be watching Hamalot again. Not even for the one line they managed to deliver correctly.

On Sunday I watched Carrie for the first time. That's a sweet, funny film most of the way through. And the P.E. teacher's blusher is astounding.

Sunday night was Barbarella but woe is me I fell asleep before the end. Now I'll never know what happened with Duran Duran or whether she made it back to the beardy bloke. The opening titles are fabulous though. What the word 'kitsch' was invented for. And the theme tune is groovy baby. I was giggling all the way through the opening half hour. I hear the film is being remade with Drew Barrymore in the lead role. No! No! No!

It appears some of my recent diary entries have gone missing. Never mind. I doubt they were groundbreaking.

Rhona is lovely and she was a dinnerlady in my dream. Su is superb (no pun intended) and has a Su Pollard fixation. Sadie is magical and not around often enough for my liking. Please visit them all because I value them very highly indeed.

P.S. This morning I received no less than 6 new cds of music. Hoorah!

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