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September 15, 2002
11:12 a.m.

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Good news for Jim - apparently breasts are now a tradable commodity. John was telling me how he'd just sold two Doug McClure films on ebay to the same bloke and had gone to check the feedback to make sure this fella was trustworthy. He thought one piece of feedback sounded a bit strange so he had a look at what the guy had been buying. 'Silicone real-feel breasts'.

Now I don't want to generalise about a whole group of people but I must say that it was no surprise to me that this bloke's user name was The Dr Who Man. (Have you got something to own up to Jim?) I was very very tempted to abuse the knowledge I had of this man to make an email address for The Dr Who Woman and email him to ask if he'd like to buy a pair of boobs from me.
Maybe he was just 'buying them for a friend'. Or maybe he was a transsexual trying them out before the operation. Or maybe he's just a very....lonely....man.

Listening to: The Silicone Real Feel Breasts Top Five
1. Mammaries Are Made Of This - Dean Martin
2. Feel So Real - Steve Arrington
3. Bust A Feeling - Bad Manners
4. Breast Of My Love - Emotions
5. Boobie Wonderland - Earth Wind & Fire

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