"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember when I am having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth."

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