Nicola Bryant (who played Perpugilliam 'Peri' Brown in Dr Who) married my Grandad (who is dead), arranged a gardening competition to try to make John look silly, and then tried to have me sectioned. There was a lot of mud around and she was complaining about being in a mess. I, being a Dr Who geek, was keen to impress and muttered something about it not being as bad as Carnival Of Monsters (which she wasn't even in). She gave me a pitying look and said (in an American accent of course) "So you're a Dr Who gal."
I also discovered that my park (which turned out to be a shortcut to Eastbourne) contained a building which was 'The Kate O'Mara Centre For Forgetting Two Thirds Of German War Criminals' according to a sign outside it.

Right, I'm done. I was debating with Sam last night about which was better - He-Man or She-Ra. I think it's pretty obvious that She-Ra was a load of arse and He-Man is light years better. This is clearly an important matter at this moment in time.

I feel like such a louse.

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