Full name: John Charles Lewis

Nicknames: Er, not many really. I'm not the sort of person who's ever really been popular enough to earn many nicknames (apart from insulting ones, obviously). Johnny boy would be the only one I can think of that's acceptable in a family place like this!

D/O/B: 29-5-73

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Brown

Height: 6'

Siblings: four; one brother, one sister, one step brother, one step sister.

Righty or lefty: Lefty. One day we shall take over the world. Oh yes. Mwahahahah! (thanks to Jo for the evil laughter coaching)

Describe yourself in 5 words: Too self-conscious by far.

Do you drink? Hardly ever nowadays.

Smoke? Yes, but only five per day.

Do drugs? No class A's. But I do say free the weed.

What's on your mouse mat? Some funny three eyed aliens from Toy Story 2. It was a birthday present from my honey so it has great sentimental value.

Favourite foods: chicken, bacon, pasta, chocolate.

Favourite alcoholic drink: None.

Who is your idol? When I was younger it was Morrissey, but nowadays I don't really idolise anyone.

Any scars? None at all.

Favourite films: Gregory's Girl, This Is Spinal Tap, Bringing Up Baby, Airplane, Best Years Of Our Lives, & most Hitchcock films (not the remakes though).

Favourite sports: football, cricket, athletics, tennis (in that order)

Favourite bands: The Smiths, Frente, Wannadies, Go-Betweens, The Cardigans (when they were still poppy), Daryll-Ann, Saint Etienne, Marine Research, Madder Rose... to name but several!

Cats or dogs? Dogs probably because they are more affectionate & also they wouldn't half-kill any birds & then drag them into the kitchen as some sort of sinister present for their owner.

Richard or Judy? Judy.

Day or night? Day. (Or night if I'm talking with Jo).

Black or white? Black.

Would you like to be immortal? Nah. It'd probably get awfully dull after a while.

Favourite tv programmes: My So-Called Life, Father Ted, Hill Street Blues, the first series of Spaced.

What do you fear most? Heights. I'm absolutely terrified of them.

Is there anyone you hate? Well, hate is such a strong word. But I would go as far to say that I don't have much time for intolerant people. Or any time, even...

What qualifications do you have? Embarrassingly few I'm afraid!

Ideal woman: My darling Jojo, of course. ;o)

Favourite celebrity: Jonathan Ross. He makes me laugh like a drain; and he also doesn't pander to other celebrities when he's interviewing them, which is really refreshing.

What book are you reading at the moment? Pay It Forward by Catherine Ryan Hyde. (Well, I finished it last week to be honest, but it was so good that I wanted to give it a plug here!). The book that I'm reading right now is Lord Of The Flies.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully happy & healthy & just having celebrated my 10th anniversary with Jo!

How many kids do you want? It's not something I've ever thought about as I'm still way too irresponsible to even contemplate being a parent.

Who would play you in a film about your life? Elmer Fudd

How many girlfriends have you had? Aaargh, I don't want to play anymore! Well...let's see...I had a couple of g/f's in junior school, then none until the age of sixteen (I was a very ugly teenager), and since then I've had girlfriends on a semi-regular basis (with the odd two year gap thrown in for good measure).

Who would you most like to look like? I wouldn't want to look like anyone else cause then I wouldn't recognise myself when I looked in the mirror.

Are you passive or aggressive? Passive

Do you trust others easily? I do. Too gullible by far, that's my trouble!

How many questions does it take to push you over the edge? LOL. Let me see.... *counts them* ;o)

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